Ben Hollander

"Hipster paradise. Plenty of parking for your penny farthing while you enjoy an artisan crafted brew and work on your manuscript on your typewriter. Polaroid selfies encouraged!"

"Try the carne guisada. What it lacks in flavor it more than makes up for in laxative power."

"Check in here for an easy boost to your foursquare score. Nobody you know has ever been here, nor will they ever be!"

"$7 for a beer and I just watched the bartender re-use a glass..."

"I feel like om cheating on the Alamo Drafthouse. It's exciting and dirty."

"Scotch eggs - way overrated."