"This place rocks. Nuff said."
"Avoid the breakfast. Pretty gross. Swimming in pale yellow oil and coffee never gets refilled."
"Really bad wings and gross beer. Oh ya REALLY bad fries. PASS!"
"I find the wasabi to be terrible. Always ask for Sri Racha (cock sauce) on the side!"
"I got a sharp piece of plastic in my smoothie. AVOID! Told head office and also Ottawa Public Health who will be investigating. An accident, sure, but what if there's more?"