Benjamin Brogan

"If there is a blonde behind bar, congrats, she is the worst bartender in St. Louis."

"If you are in St. Louis and have a problem with AB products go to your hipster bar and spend twice as much for crappy beer."

"Hope Solo did not actually play on this field, it's now artificial. I recommend going to the women's showers and rolling around there instead, she did shower there!"

"Bring some change, the bums get pissed when you don't have any."

"Doormen are kinda dicks and can easily be rolled, but hot bartender upstairs, tip her well!"

"TSA peeps were not that bad, line went quick."