"Have some top banter with the bar staff. The loveliest lads and lasses around. Get to know them, then ask Augustus for a Boomtilla if you're feeling hardCORE!"
"The spiritual home of the @manchesteregg. On sale every day. Get one down you."
"I've got to say, the San Miguel in here tastes bloody awesome, it really does."
"Boom! My shout for the best kebab in town, I go out of my way to pick a kobeda up on occasion. They are simply divine."
"Tasty roasts and good ales, I had the duck with green peppercorn sauce. It was top, but the beef and pork look more substantial."
"Get a pickled egg, grab a bag of salt and vinegar Seabrooks and mash them into a bowl. Proceed to eat the egg, dipping it into the crumb with each bite. Trust me, it's a winner."