Bjørn-Eivind Netland

"Avoid the steak. The meat is impossible to chew.."

"Stay away. High prices, low quality. Dirty rooms. Broken power outlets with risk of electrifying. No water pressure in the shower, and broken shower hangups. Party rooms and family rooms are mixed."

"Don't go for the view point if you have a big caravan, unless you are a confident driver."

"Ta med 10-kroner for skap i herregarderoben. Trenger ikke til kvinnene"

"Fire på jobb, en kunde utenom meg. Men ingen som hadde tid til å hjelpe.."

"Eh.. Hvor er betjeningen?"