"Don’t go in the bedroom."
"There’s a £10 minimum spend on card transactions."
"Not a bad spot for watching the world go by."
"Using the tables to play games is totally free if you don't need scenery or other accessories."
"Buy things using the Apple Store iOS app, grab them off the shelf and just walk on out. All the thrill of shoplifting but totally legal."
"Your phone is meant to be turned off!"