Brandt Flomer

"This location has a great papparazzi subculture stalking d-list celebs at Trump Soho across the street"

"Not on the menu: when you want to take the edge off and settle in for a little warm, relaxing me time ask for a Vanilla Soy Roobois Latte. Mmmmmmmm."

"Blistered shishitos, scallop tiradito, squid fries, goat shoulder. Trust me."

"Make sure to bring two kids. You'll need to ransom one to afford the prices on many items here. That said, great assortment of toys, many of them handmade."

"$15 minimum for credit cards"

"Have the iced Mexican Mocha Latte. And make it a double."