"Cat adoptions every Saturday 2-6pm"
"Cat adoptions here every Saturday 2-6pm. Kittens through adults. Ask for Carol Moon if your interested in fostering or adopting, or come by just to get a fill of kitty love."
"Everyone in this office is amazing, and probably French. Come say hello!"
"Love the sound of bumper to bumper traffic as everyone tries for a head start on a long weekend escape. Good luck...."