Beau LeBaron

"If you brings Quarters!! Your cloths will get clean... Or we can have a competition. But I am a stealthy ninja and you will most likely lose and will quickly become inebriated ! Best to stay sober"

"Don't wait around for someone to offer you a ride."

"Ouui! Yo Soy El Primero Mayor de El Bano Arriba De Awesomeness!"

"Order the Dbl Qtr pounder with Cheese cause at this McDonald's it's mean add the cheese! Add more Cheese!!"

""Confused guy say ". If one raises the topic of unconditional love one should first be certain to clear ones mind of the self serving conditions so not keep the first from taking hold! Hiikoo!!"

"Use the Surround sound ! It's make for a better super large Tv viewing experience!"