Brian Dunlay

"These bozos accepted my tandoori coupon."

"Don't walk slowly through terminal 2 metal detectors. They will beep, different than actual metal detection, and cause you will be moved into a hocky-like penalty box. Then comes groping and swabbing."

"Fly American. They don't have the naked body scanners. No daily dose of radiation for you!"

"Great service!"

"Food was pretty good. Read the fine print on discount coupons though.. basically excludes everything you want to eat."

"Watch out for the adventurous seal who swims near the west entrance to the beach (left of the sandbar)!"