"Super simple: If you're thinking about hiring a trainer, go with Jake Harmon. He's the best they offer and goes out of his way to customize a plan/schedule that each client is comfortable with."
"Sheryl is pretty much the best."
"Do the roving purple-shirted employees have a purpose, other than flirting with members?"
"The baristas are great."
"I retract my "pokey" comment. These guys are great. Tip them, ok? They do great work."
"Why no WiFi in the cardio room? Let's get into the 21st Century? Kthnx."