B Carlton

"Punch the person next to you. Good chance they deserve it."

"Bowl hard. Bowl fast."

"For fans of shit shows. Which isn't a bad thing."

"If you're waiting in line for the best meatball sub in area. Buy two and call me. I'll be over in 5 with beer."

"When there's a large amount of people waiting to hear their number be called for their bagel order, start yelling out random numbers in a carnival voice. Followed by a "scwhingy schwangy schwaaaang"."

"Egg burrito- good. Homemade hash- good. The person sitting across from me - good (but talks a lot)"