Bauzen

"Any beer and any meal for $10 from noon to 4:00pm = Best lunch deal on 9th Ave. And yes, the fried pickles here are the truth."

"Go fast, have fun, and keep the rubber side down."

"EVERYTHING is mediocre and overpriced. That being said, they do breakfast items relatively well. Never had a bad bagel or bad egg-based breakfast here. Skip the rest though."

"Firestone Double Jack or bust."

"Know what you want. Don't ask questions, cause they won't answer them. That being said, order the spicy beef noodles (A-2), it's worth every ounce of rude service."

"You can get a bagel anywhere in NYC, but why the hell would you bother with anywhere else?"