"The Giddy Kipper make excellent Hot Chocolates with Baileys at the Medieval Christmas Market.. and thats not because I made them.. honest!"
"The medieval christmas Market is an absolute dream, if you missed it, come back next year!"
"Temporary traffic lights in operation on the boverton road bend"
"Watch out for the giant geese of cosmeston@"
"Grab a picnic and an audio wand and step back in time 650years"