"Don't miss cookies by George. Try the milk chocolate chunk."
"The Duck is awesome and save room for desert."
"Don't be in a rush to leave. The indoor pool and the outdoor patio are fantastic. Give yourself lots of time."
"Stay away from the $16.00 chicken fingers. Not good."
"Rules are no pop, no faggy leg protectors, pee before you ski, enjoy, enjoy, enjoy ;)"
"No skinny dipping in the hot tub!"