Barry Brewster

"Always dirty tables in there. Very very expensive, for nothing much at all."

"Cafe Rouge... More like Rip-Off Rouge! Not child friendly at all. Poor quality, slow staff. Watch out for the man eating fish."

"Good food, great for families, well priced. Oh and a FANTASTIC magician."

"Maybe the fish should be a litle more...let's say,'dead'. We'll put it that way."