"Don't sit at my table. I have a favorite table here but won't tell you which one because then you'll sit there. So just be smart and don't sit at my table. All the eggs are delicious."
"Great coffee!"
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"friend said i should try it. so it's here for that reason"
"Best comedy show in NYC happens Sunday nights at 9pm, and it's free! Host and booker is the amazing @HannibalBuress"
"I desperately want "skirball" to be a sport, an ultra-violent, stomach-churning, sport in which people regularly lose limbs but gain respect."
"They serve whiskey here. They also sell beautiful clothes, but while you wait, THEY WILL SERVE YOU WHISKEY!"