"This is not where KGNS is"
"Opening a Spa? Need consultancy to open one? Look no further. Cemara Ayu is the one-stop-centre for you ; )"
"This is not the clubhouse, but somewhere near hole 11"
"Another one created irresponsibly. There is no golf club here. Not even close."
"Some stupid guy must have created this. It's clearly written on the map lah!"
"WTH is Kelab Golf Neger Selangor anyway? It's Kelab Golf Negara Subang la dey!"