"They take credit cards at the parking booth. (Thank God!)"
"If you expect anything more elaborate than cheap filtered coffee and bagged sandwiches, bring your own lunch. Still better than travel in a plane, alas!"
"Remember Clippy from Microsoft Office? When it's not busy, the staff is like that. Hey! Writing a letter? Hi! Writing a list? Hey, need more coffee? Water? Everything OK?"
"Portions are huge, so consider sharing. No diet options, egg whites, tiny servings."