"Establishment charges .01 for tap water"
"If you love to Wi-Fi and hang out you'll love this place!"
"1 person per escort policy here..."
"Remember.. This place does not take plastic! (ATM in the lobby btw..). This does not mean you can argue with the cashier when she says cash or checks only!"
"In order to use wi-fi you have to make a small purchase. Place gotta pay for all that bandwidth somehow!"