"Cash only, damn skippy."
"Try not to look too closely to any of the interior elements... this place is ugly. Avert those eyes!"
"It's pronounced BOOT-zers."
"Best thing from Taco Bell: Crunchwrap Supreme. From KFC: biscuit bowl. Get both and be happy."
"Most of their grocery items are cheaper at nearby Winco. Winco is also employee owned."
"Now open later than you remember!"