"If you're picking someone up DRIVE SLOW - this airport gives out tickets like candy! That's not a souvenir you want."
"You can drop the attitude, you work at a sandwich shop..."
"The new drive thru sucks here, it's like a Double-Dare obstacle course!"
"I went here and he let his 7 year old kid cook while the owner and chef ate!! Wtf!? Asked for my money back and left...."
"I've been to the show at least 30 tlmes...if you're cute/white you'll be in the isle she dances down..."