"Always wear orange and you will have immediate friends and a beer in your hand."
"Their prices don't match their food and drinks... Just a heads up!! Plus it could take 20 minutes to get a quick breakfast sandwich... Fail."
"Don't bring your bikes in!! At checkout, the cashier told me my bike was a hazard to children. Please note they do not have bike racks outside the store. #truestory"
"Pretty rad coffee shop!! You should definitely stop by for their coffee and bomb.com mullet baristas!!"
"When they say continental breakfast they mean a gross Danish and a little juice box. Fail!!"