"Real runners run counterclockwise."
"Hope you like trains. Since you'll keep hearing them go by when you stay here."
"Don't take flash pictures- unless you're trying to ruin the effects."
"People who take flash pics on this ride should be thrown out of the park. Your crap picture isn't with ruining everyone else's time."
"Confirm your reservation - they lost ours and another couples on v day weekend. But did manage to seat us"