"Most delicious crawfish in Houston! Try the blue crab!"
"Don't order the chips. Stale."
"Their food... just OK. Not coming back. They didn't even get our orders right."
"Avoid the tall, crazy-eyed, white hair guy with the gold earring. He harrassed and accused us of taking pictures in off limit galleries (we did not.) - "The cameras don't lie." We know! Go check them."