"The chicken is the best!"
"Most of the menu is spicy, so grab a lot of water to-go"
"Cash only, choose the top items on the menu"
"Grab a bite to eat at the cafe out front, then enjoy the selection whilst enjoying your meal"
"If you're new at this, get the soft boiled egg already in the udon. Don't try peeling yourself"
"grab the $7.5 lunch pack, comes with a drink also"