Asa Bass

"I like the PB&J. I'd be surprise if you see any employee not wearing a tank top."

"Take advantage of the comfortable seating, enough for all your sketchy friends."

"The Chorizo Scramble is particularly delicious, and the waitresses are cute. Come early (especially on weekends), the place is small and popular."

"Get the Ham/Cheese/Tomato crumpet, roll your eyes smugly at all the tourists."

"Call after business hours, listen the sweet phone tree message I recorded."

"Get a haircut from Sage. Tip her well, she deserves it."