"The food was horribly bland. Almost inedible. A slap in the face to Italian cuisine everywhere."
"If you like PBR, pony tails, and the BO scented air of virginity then this is your place. Sadly, not for me."
"Check out the chick in the Alice in Wonderland costume. Hot as hell!"
"This Thursday the 1st is a vaudeville type show completely free at 9am. Could be a lot of fun."
"Get the Chicken Katsu Curry. You will not be disappointed."