Ari O'Speedwagon

"Food is just fine here. Quite reasonable, and the staff are friendly."

"Another day, another blackout..."

""May I take your order sir?" "Yes, I'll have what's on the menu, please. Oh, with extra wasabi, too. And a litre of sake. And what will you have, dear?""

"I'm not sure who Joe is, but there's an awful lot of him on the menu, and he sure tastes good. This post-bar hideout puts Denny's and Sam's to shame. Great people watching venue as well..."

"The organic quinoa is easily one of the best deals in the city."

"Dear Starbuck's: Your Italian and French roasts are awesome. As for the eponymous Pike Place: BARF. (P.S. Your Baristas at this store are top shelf.)"