"Bring *cash*, as it's a cash only. Leave your girls at home, because its strictly Man Code in here. Say yes to the Pabst, pick a style and get a shave and a haircut--make an appointment!"
"Looks expensive, but damn, the value is awesome! Try sitting at the tall bar and having Bahama Mama for an intense rum time!"
"Friendly, knowledgeable staff; huge selection; reasonable prices on rental and ammo! Consider buying some earplugs for additional hearing protection."
"Great cheap steak and lobster in the restaurant. Even better drinks in the bar, and one of the most insane and varied karaoke nights every Friday."
"Try the Killkenny for a great cream ale experience."