"If you come here, ask for Diamond. She gives specials."
"If you come here at night, wear a hood, no one messes with people with hoods on."
"Sometimes I dirty the sheets."
"My last check-in here. :'("
"Jesus is an awesome bartender! :)"
"Seriously, like I know it can be busy on 2nd Sat, but when the bartender Andrew takes 4 other people in front of me, let's just say never him ever again."