"Closed on Sundays! Make sure to get there Saturday!"
"Someone tell me why I pay to drive across 520 but boats gets a free pass under the bridge?"
"Parents: get a beer as you're in for a long ride."
"Great service, local shop, good prices, great products. Kyle runs a place I'm happy to support."
"Subscribers can get seated 15 minutes before non-subscribers. Also you can pre-order intermission snacks before the show starts. Huge time saver."