Jenn

"Fall = Great Pumpkin, Winter = Big Apple, Spring = Bunnycrete, Summer = Work your way down the menu until you've tried them all."

"Smokers ruin the patio for everyone else. :("

"All the oatmeal toppings come on the side, so you can make it exactly how you want it!"

"Red Curry Duck!"

"Karen is snooty to fat people."

"They demand that women leave their purses at the counter with the clerk. Nope. No way. Shopping elsewhere."