"TERRIBLE: food, service, ambiance; I literally have nothing good to say about this abomination of a restaurant. Sylvia's has no right to call itself soul-food because this place is totally soul-less."
"Do not bother with this "restaurant". Whatever they served us hardly even qualifies as food. I had to send it all back. Even the Bloody Mary was awful."
"Cat naps are common at Annie's Cat House!"
"The LES is the only real Manhattan left but beware of its impending doom."
"Nicole is the best bartender ever! And she's the bomb hairdresser too!"