"In support of my son so he doesn't have to shave his mustatch"
"Getting bagels for my crew at the shop!!"
"Get to hang with my favorite daughter"
"OMG just downed a huge red velvet pancake fit for a queen so delious!"
"Getting school cloths why the hell do people let their kids run around like wild animals??"
"make sure to tip the cook before your meal for a better show!!!"