"There's a Miller in the house!"
"The food is amazingly good. The lunch mahi mahi is divine. You can't go wrong here!"
"Josh the bartender tells some fantastic tales. Ask him about his time in San francisco an the pigeon experience. Hilarious."
"There is a fat Doberman who likes to lay on you when you sleep. Do not let this happen. You will lose all feeling in your legs."
"The boxer here is the sweetest puppy. Just don't take him home with you!"
"No doberman puppies allowed!"