"Trivia night meets karaoke night meets $1 beer night hosted by the ever so charming Kellie is a hump day dream come true!"
"The pumpernickle bagel toasted with lox spread is sure to create a dance party for your taste buds!"
"Lobster mac n' cheese + sangria = the finest downtown brunch in the concrete jungle!"
"Lindsey is the hostess with the mostest!"
"Finest dental office in all the land thanks to the extraordinary Dr. Tabakh leading the charge!"