"Don't expect a meal - I never have food in!"
"An infrastructure website led by some of the most experienced infra journalists in the market. It was launched in September 2010 and is going from strength to strength."
"Possibly the worst service I have ever experienced."
"Ram shackle shop with a bit of everything under on roof."
"During upgrade work, the shop has been scaled back and has a (very) limited selection. Lousy in fact."
"The old git who runs it is a total grouch. It's a bit grubby to boot."