"This place was good enough to break the curse of failed restaurants that have shared this address in the past. Great sushi."
"If you see someone scooting up the left lane to try and sneak in at the very tip of the merge lane, just cut the wheel to the right and give it a little gas. Your insurance will take care of the rest."
"Nom nom nom. Tons of vegetarian options. So far, the Manchurian is killing us."
"Wouldn't charge me for a diagnostic and a quick tweak. Told me to bring it back when it had fire coming out of it. Honest guys."