"All if the doctors here are great. Parents, please ask your kids to cover their mouths in the waiting room."
"If you're here on a Thursday night, walk down the street for the festival. Pool is great. Wait service doesn't come to the kiddie pool. No trash cans in lobby. Free shuttle service. Expensive wifi."
"World's slowest concession stand."
"Nice hotel. Great customer service. Ask for a goldfish for your room."
"The shrimp over emerald is the best Chinese dish I've ever had."