"Try the best hand-crafted martinis on Greenlake!"
"Happy hour here is great!"
"Everything you need to make your own root beer."
"Completely disinterested in selling me shoes. I won't be back. Ever."
"Wonderful hand-shucked oysters on Monday nights!"
"Try the shaken vodka martini, best in the city. Pork belly's not too shabby here either."