"Ask about the curried lamb shank. epic!"
"Try the kedgeree, it's delicious!"
"Great food but you must eat your clams a particular way otherwise you get abused by staff :) Slurp them! Slurp them!"
"Ask staff for wireless password. Bills breakfast + beans = perfection."
"Turn up at 18:00 as this place is full at 18:30 on a Friday night. Or come at 21:00 when it's less busy. Oh, and try the Chicken Livers, a thing of beauty!"
"Try the Nachos with Chilli. Best Nachos I've ever had. Nom nom."