"Whoever keeps breaking the bottle faucet on the drinking fountains needs to cut back on their steroids. Seriously HOW do these things keep breaking?"
"Seems they don't have to work very hard for their business... Came to see the 4-door 6-series, which they didn't have (& didn't offer to help find one), then totally ignored us. BH Audi, here we come."
"15% off - INCLUDING ALCOHOL - with your KCRW card!!"
"Flailing your body around like a hooked fish is NOT how to do a pull-up."
"This one sucks compared to the one a few blocks away - at Culver & Washington."
"Ask for Sue, guys - best haircut in Westwood."