"Say Hi to Scott and taste some of the best pizza in the city."
"Beware of short bald guys who try to hit on you."
"If a short bald guy is hitting on you, beware of STDs."
"The newly redesigned Aerie offers great service, delicious food, and a view you'll never forget."
"Chips run is your easiest way down. Try Regulator Johnson for a high speed downhill."
"Got a question? Check in with ski patrol."