"They bent my antenna and shut it in the front door to hold it down. When I got agitated and told them about it, they shrugged and said that's how they do it. Such wonderful treatment here..."
"Grilled cheese & bacon & tomato is good. I like steak fries too. Jalapeño poppers were tasty. Chicken tenders were nuclear hot, but eventually tasty as well. Nothing to write home about tho..."
"Service sucks in a major way, but maître d was very cool to seat us over an hour early. The spinach cannelloni was delicious."
"Bring headphones and download the MOMA app."
"This place has the worst selection of ice cream and condoms."
"I drove past HomeSlice for this???"