Andy Butters

"Eat the sausage rolls!!!"

"If a table hasn't got reserved on it. It's probably reserved."

"A perfect place to get your holiday started whilst the weakest member if your group checks you in. His name is probably 'ian'."

"If your looking to crash here you may want to consider Ian asletts just up the road. It's a superior couch. Probably best you don't wake up Sean either."

"Your going to encounter a lot of pointless rules here. Tread carefully, and use a coaster."