"BUT DAT BAJA BOWL DO'!!!"
"Swerve -- what cars do on this road. Swag -- what I do on this road."
"This place is swag. Mexican food swag. I had a chicken burrito. It was really tasty. Better than any of the chain burrito places. Also, free chips baby! YOLO!"
"Bistec palomilla in my belly is swag!"
"THEY MAKE FIRE COME OUT OF STACKED ONIONS!!!!! THEN WHEN THE FIRE STOPS THE ONION STACK MOVES AND BECOMES A TRAIN!!! IF BILL RAFTERY WERE TO COME HERE HE'D BR ALL LIKE, "ONIONS!""
"Swag hard, never hardly swag."