"Rob Ford likes the gravy here."
"Nice place for cougars and douchbags."
"Best Loft/Apartment on the block. Stop on by for a beer or two if I'm home."
"The cleaners show up around midnight. They speak very little English. I may have upset them when I asked them not to mop where I was working out so make sure when you talk to them to smile. :-)"
"Ok if you want a pint, nowhere near the best place on the strip."