Andrew Hodges

"Wangs on Thursday are a must. Also cocks"

"Beef Tataki is to die for. Chicken Nanban is also a hit for those who aren't a fan of the uncooked."

"I like the sticky penis cake. Reminds me of Sunday dinners with my grandparents."

"Check out Deerfoot Carpet at the Home Show for a great deal on their new cork lines!"

"Beware of crazy bird shit"

"Try on the classic "love shack birthday suit"! Might even make you want to "shack" up."