"Don't harass Jan at the Deli, she's awesome unless you try to buy with a fake or if you're a Freshman."
"Also, the Charity Concert Committee hosts a great large-scale concert every year! Check it out! Always cheap and promises a great show! Last year was Ben Folds!"
"Watch out for parking in the 200 block of Lowes. It's only two hour parking from 10AM to 6PM and it's strongly enforced!"